• me: omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
  • me: is that cake

tentacruels:

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.

novemberrain93:

ask-the-unsuccess-ler:

thefuturepresidentandres:

jadezlmaria:


Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

N-Nothing wrong with being a unicorn…

lol reblogging for that first comment

omg the comment lmfao

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xchloe:

LOLOLOLOL

gabilliamon:

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

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best office moment ever hands down

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cespur:

favorite twitter right there

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thefingerfucker:

outrunning-zombies:

mybackiscaoilfhionnme:

Britney Spears releasing the photos taken of her before and after photoshop, to encourage girls to be comfortable with their bodies.

sick… 

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laugh-addict:


its so gay but so true haha

You will laugh here! 

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